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Since Nov 2012


San Antonio, Texas

Most of my reviews will be about restaurants. If I am not getting your goat with my sometimes unusual perceptions or at least inducing a chortle by relating to some vacuous factoid, I am at least telling you how it tasted. I love a good story andI also like the tongue-in-cheek style which you may have noticed if you have read any of my reviews. You may find that many of my reviews are written as a story rather than a boring checklist of facts and opinions. I find it makes much more interesting reading when those subtle nuances of personality and snipits of humanity are included in a review rather than a droll enumeration of foodie opinions. Moreover, as with all opinions expressed by another, you may not agree with my conclusions, but I hope they at least fired some sedentary synapses, made you audibly exclaim "horsesh__t!", or actually elicited a modicum of humor, a dollop of appreciation or a trifle of mutual identification.
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