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If you like a roach motel, this is the place for you!-Iffy value proposition
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Girls weekend–Not what we expected
If you like a roach motel, this is the place for you!-Iffy value proposition
If you like a roach motel, this is the place for you!
If you like ants crawling on your toothbrush, this hotel is for you.
If you like Bali, you will love The Pantai
If you like bed bugs, stained linen, & don't care for your safety! Your @ the right place!
If you like being secluded
If you like being stalked!!!
If you like boats and want to stay close to Sea World
If you like BUGS & RODENTS you'll love this place.
If you like cigarette smoke, this is for you
If you like clean...
If you like cleanliness and sleep we recommend to go elsewhere
If you like crackheads and police
If you like dance clubs
If you like decaying run-down rooms that reek of mold, this is your place
If you like Edgefield or the Kennedy School, you're going to love this place!
If you like feeling like you are in a Barrio of East L.A. this is the hotel for you
If you like filthy, cluttered accomodation, then #138 will delight you!
If you like fine woodworking you'll love this B & B
If you like friendly & cozy & dogs, this is the place.
If you like GREEN, you'll LOVE the ElCo Cabana Suites!!
If you like having locals fill the pool with their screaming and impolite grand kids, then this is your place.
If you like hipster . . .
If you like history, you will LOVE this place
If you like history...
If you like insects in your room and constant noise - this is the best place
If you like it crowded
If you like LOUD Train Noise, this is the hotel for you!
If you like malls or summer ice skating this is the place
If you like mildew, you'll love the Sands Ocean Club
If you like Naples then decent choice
If You Like Older Traditional Hotels (Updated), This is For You
If you like paper-thin hotel walls, this is your place!!
If you like roaches then you'll love this place
If you like Royal treatment this is the place!!!
If you like sleep, don't stay at Highland House, Snowshoe WV
if you like sleeping in a bowling alley this place is for you
If you like sleeping with ghosts, this is the place!
If you like staying at a Inn this is the place
If you like the best!!
If you like the colour brown...
If you like the Left Bank of Paris or Madrid hotels, you'll like the Beau Sky
If you like the smell of cigarette smoke
If you like the smell of smoke you'll be in heaven!
If you like the sound of a Rooster Crowing, this is your kind of place
If you like theme parks, you'll love the Hilton Waikoloa....
If you like this type of hotel......
If you like to be on the ocean, this is the place for you!
If you like to sleep with no light, look somewhere else
If you like to spend all your time waiting on elevators and have a dirty pool
If you like to swim
If you like to wake up to the smell of bacon, book room 225
If you like to wear blue jeans dont stay here!
If you like Tower of Terror or Haunted Mansion at Disneyland, you will love this hotel.
If you like waiting on lines.... this is the place for you
If you like Wes Anderson Movies...
If you like your bathroom sink to bubble vomit, please stay here!
If you like your ocean view with a chain link in front of it
If you liked Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland you'll love this place--I didn't.
If you look non-white/ non-American...Beware of mean, racist employees!
If you love ants crawling over your things, this place is for you..
If you love haunted places as much as I do, then this ship is a must!
If you love horses & the rockies-come to DW Ranch to have a great time!
If you love long waits and other people's body hair...
If you love loud music 24/7, dark lobbies, the color purple and a club atmosphere...this may be perfect for you.
If you love lounging at the pool, you'll love Caesars
If You Love Mold, You'll Love The Plaza
If you love nature and relaxation this is a place to be..
If you love overcrowded cheesy cruise ships then this is the hotel for you!
If you love romance and adventure, this is YOUR place!
If you love solitude and nature and amazing food,this is the place.
If you love the bait and switch....
If you love the beach you will love this resort
If you love the peace and quiet this is the place
If you love the sound of train horns, stay here.
If you love to be dissapointed stay at this dump
if you love to walk to visit places around town - Hotel was great. Location was great -
If you love trains, this is the place for you!!
if you love VINTAGE CHARM or JAPANESE STYLE, it's a dream come true. if you want generic modcons, go elsewhere.
If you miss the 80's then stay here
If you missed out on traveling Route 66 in the 1950s, here's your chance.
If you must go to MD Anderson, this is a nice faciltiy to stay in
If you MUST go to Oakland, at least you can stay HERE
If you MUST go to Waikiki, go to Moana Surfrider
If you must stay in Houston, this can work.
If you must stop over
If you must..,
If you need a brothel this is your place
If you need a cute seaside local for the night..
If you need a refrigerator skip it.
If you need accommodations for freezer bags for medical reasons do not stay here.
If you need it cheap and fast
If you need little more than a place to sleep, this is worth considering.
If You Need Space Book A Suite
if you need surgery at City of Hope
If you need to be in Hollywood, this is the place to stay
If you need to cancel for any reason, don't expect any mercy
if you need to extend your stay
If you need to relax.....
If you need to stay around here, this is the place
If you need to use internet, go somewhere else
If you need to use the internet, this is not the place.
If you need WIFI look somewhere else
If you never go anywhere else.....Go to the White Stallion!!!!
If you never stayed here you're lucky
If you only want 1 room, can avoid the staff, & aren't a coffee drinker, great for the price
If you only want the very best - go with Mira Monte
If you only want to shop - this is the place to stay in Miami!!
If you plan a trip to the Lake of the Ozarks, this is the only place you should stay!
if you really have to---arrive late and leave early..
If you really need a place to stay
If you rely on wheelchair don't stay here
If you require Internet, don't stay here
If you ride a Motorcycle--Don't go here!!
If you see it book it
If you see the Capitol - you know The Hotel George is nearby
if you see this "hotel", hit the gas!!!!!!!!
If you stay anywhere else in Baltimore - you missed out!
If You Stay Here - Don't Stay On the First Floor
If you stay here, I hope you like trains!
If you stay in Bally's do NOT stay in the Claridge Tower!!
If You Stay in Summer in a Unit With a West Back Wall Leave A/C on
If you stay once, you will want to go back!
If you stay, you'll come back!
If you think a Jacuzzi Suite sounds upscale, this will cure you
If you think you can find better...think again!
If you think you might have virtigo ...
If you think you're going to swim laps, you're in for a surprise!
If you travel with pets, this is a wonderful place to stay!
If you understand the place is old, it's worth a stay at least once
If you use Priceline, be careful
If you value great service..
If you value peace and quiet and fun over slick and pampered, this is the place for you.
If you value your belongings do NOT stay here
If you value your vehicle ... Don't give the keys to the Valet.
If you visit Colorado, you must stay at the Sod Buster Inn!!
If you visit Washington - don't go anywhere else!!
if you visiting Key West,best location to stay but not the best Home2 Suites I've ever stayed
If you wanna meet people this is the place to be!
If you wanna party all night long....
If you wanna party this is THE PLACE TO BE!!!
If you want "laid back"life style,this is it
If you want a 4* inn, chose the historic Albemarle Inn
If you want a clean room, do it yourself.
If you want a good night's sleep, find somewhere else to stay
if you want a hermetically sealed room
If you want a new, chic, fabulous hotel with it all, stay here!!!!
If you want a pleasant greeting when you check into a hotel here is the one
If you want a quiet room, do not book here.
If you want an experience of luxe isolation...
If you want an on the sand experience, this is it!
If you want any sleep bring ear plugs
If you want free breakfast, book directly through the hotel
If you want Fun, Food and Family, Go Here !
If you want great history
If you want high class prices with low class amenities this is your hotel!
If you want in the middle of it, this place is for you!!!
If you want in-room internet don't go here
if you want join a young kids drinking party, here is the place, but I am too old for that
If you want modern, stay outside the park.
If you want privacy don't stay here
If you want restful and clean stay somewhere else!
IF YOU WANT RIGHT ON THE BEACH THEN CONSIDER THIS PLACE
If you want service and charm, then avoid the motor court motel
If you want shuttle service don't go here!
If you want ski in/out you have to pay the big bucks!
If you want sleep
If you want some sun, just don't go to the timeshare presentation
If you want the best at Hilton Head-This is the place!!
If you want the best, then stay at The Beverly Wilshire
If you want the best.
If you want the Ritz or Four Seasons, don't stay here
If you want to be in the middle of everything (not always a good thing)
If you want to be in the middle of everything, good choice
If you want to be pampered this is the place!!!!! Wonderful hospitality.
If you want to be treated like royalty, stay here...
If you want to be treated like Royalty...Go where they will treat you as such!!!
If you want to be treated like the favorite child, come here!
If you want to be treated like you are at Holiday Inn, keep driving!
If you want to celebrate your retirement...
If you want to come back disappointed... stay in this place
If you want to earn Hilton Points in LAS this is the place to stay
If you want to experience rude, condescending behavior, give them a call!
If you want to experience the kindness and positive energy of NYC stay at NYLO!
If you want to feel the history of a bygone era...
If You Want to Get Away
If you want to impress your friends, you book a stay at the Hilton of Naples
If you want to know what America is really about, you need to come here.
If you want to re enact a scene from the film Trainspotting the room in this hotel will be perfect
If You want to see Florida... ask for a view!
If you want to see Northern Lights, it is the lodge for you to stay
If you want to see the real Nashville, stay at Ellen's Big Bungalow!
If you want to sleep
If you want to sleep do||NOT here
If you want to sleep in dirt ....should not even get a 1
If you want to smoke weed and listen to doors slam your home
If you want to visit the Sequoias, this is the ideal place to stay!
If you want total relaxation, this is the place
If you want upscale, look elsewhere
If you want your stay to be a ‘learning experience’ for staff………
If you want your throat to burn because of all the smokers....stay here!
If you were here, you'd be home on the beach.
If you win, you still lose.
If you're a picky beach person....
If you're a condo person, Noelani has it all
If you're a fat girl don't expect good service
If you're a golfer, this is the place
If you're a light sleeper, don't stay here.
if you're a parent of a UCSB student, don't stay anywhere else in Goleta
If you're a smoker, don't stay here
If you're a smoker, stay away, all they want to do is fine you $150.
If you're a smoker, you should stay here..if not..stay away.
If You're A Tree-Hugger You'll Love This Place
If you're apprehensive, this is a good choice
If you're bored or hungry it's your own fault!
If you're disabled, don't waste your money
If you're driving a car, find another hotel
If you're even remotely a germaphobe do not stay here
If you're flying out of Detroit airport, this is THE place to stay!
If you're going to Mesa Verde, stay in Cortez at the Holiday Inn
If you're going to Mohegan Sun, this is a good place to stay (and good value)
If you're going to Ocracoke, stay here!
If you're going to Seattle, call ahead and stay HERE!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO STAY HERE, HAVE YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU
If you're going to suffer in an old-style lodge, Many Glacier is better than GPL
If you're going to the Cynthia Woods Pavilion..
If you're going to the Garden - Stay Here
If you're headed to Arches national park, check out Sorrel
If you're in the area, you need to stay here!
If you're in Vegas - Stay on the Strip!!
If you're looking for a clean 'cheap' place to stay...
If you're looking for a low key inexpensive vacation go to Blue Strawberry by the Sea
If you're looking for a nice stay in the area, this is it.
If you're looking for a quality hotel...
if you're looking for a room and shower with nothing extra...
If you're looking for a stress-free, welcoming place to elope in PA, this is it!
If you're looking for an adventure...
If you're looking for King Street hotel- look here. Bright. New. One block from metro-not overpriced
If you're looking for pretentious then stay here!
If you're looking for serenity, this is the place!
If you're looking for terrible service, a terrible experience, and to throw away money - stay here!
if you're looking for the best of east texas
If you're looking for worn out and stained, you've found it!
If you're looking to escape from the routine of life, go to Andaz San Diego
if you're lucky enough to be in ashland...
If you're nostalgic for that dorm room life...
If you're not camping in the park, this is the place to be!
If you're not expecting much, your expectations will be met
If you're not going Camping In Oak Creek Canyon Stay Here!
If you're not picky
If you're not rich...
If you're okay with noise, this hotel isn't bad.
If you're on a budget
If you're over 40 look somewhere else
If you're over the age of 23, you probably won't like this place.
If you're passing through Montrose, I recommend the Red Arrow Inn on Main Street.
If you're reading this, just go.
If you're RV'ing and like to play golf, this is the place to go in south Florida
If you're spoiled and whiney, dont stay here.
If you're staying a few days in Brooklyn, this is it!
If you're staying here to sleep...you won't
If you're taking the grand tour of substandard lodging in Missouri. . .
If you're visiting Cleveland, consider staying here.
If you're visiting Starved Rock, don't stay here
If you're visiting you kida at CSUC this works fine...
If you've got the $$ prepare to be pampered
If you've never slept in a Wigwam now's your chance
If You've never tried a Yurt, now's the time to experience B&B stylish, camping in the round!
If you've stayed at the Mohonk or at the Sagamore, don't come to this place...
If your are in asthma or allergy sufferer avoid this hotel
IF YOUR BELONGINGS AND VALUABLES ARE IMPORTANT TOYOU PLEASE, STAY AWAY from TRAVELODGE FT.LAUDERDALE
If your conference is in the hotel, then stay here.
If your face fits
If your goal is to see the norther lights, this is a great place to stay
If Your Going to Cedar Point This Hotel is Worth Check Out.
If your going to Seward Alaska this is a must see.
If your going to St. Mary's or Mayo
If your going to the Newport Mansions stay here!!
If your going to the SAP Center this place worked for us.
If your homosexual or gay
If your in the area and need a hotel its fine
If your like us, you can now afford a great vacation, and afford to go back in the Fall !
If your looking for a good night's sleep your car might be more comfortable
If your looking for a quaint place to stay this is it!
If Your Looking for a safe/secure hotel DON'T STAY HERE!!!
If your looking for camping feel do not go here!
If your looking for NASTY, look NO FURTHER!!
IF YOUR LOW MAINTAINANCE ITS YOUR PLACE
If your name's not down your not coming in.....
If your not a diver, go to the Carribean!!
If your planning a vacation do not rent from this owner.
If your really really stuck!!!!!
If your staying in Lancaster you must stay at the Courtyard by Marriott
If your tired of the Mega Casions but want to be close to the strip!
If your traveling to NYC, Staten Island is one worst Places to Stay
If your trying to get freaky be prepared for a squeaky bed
If youre going to a convention, this is where to stay.
If/when in Nome stay here
Iffy value proposition
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