I was given a ticket to the Versace Spa for a 4 hour relaxation experience.
I got there 10 minutes late ...my wife did ring and tell them.
Even though the "experience" was meant to last for 4 hours I left after 2.
Things that put me of:
1. Tatty bathrobe
2. Massage was meant to last for 90 minutes actually was just on an hour...left me with a painful shoulder
3. Lunch break - I chose vegetable lasagne -very, I mean very, small and a bit bitter.
4. Sat around watching a fat lady swim in a less than warm room for 45 minutes in paper slippers and robe.
I couldn't see the point in waiting any longer even though my next two "treatments" were just about to start.