We went on rec of Lonely Planet and Guest House. The outside waiting area seemed nice enough when we booked.
My husband and I had a joint room, with a male and female 'masseuse'. At first there was a head massage, where we sat on a stool and they rubbed our heads and pulled our hair a bit. It was ok. Then we lay on the beds and they left for a few minutes before coming back of the body massage. Each side was different (eg about 5 times as long on one foot as the other), they laughed and giggled and chatted throughout, often seeming more interested in talking than massaging. She massaged my uncovered chest with the male in the room, the facial-that we didn't ask for-was a quick slap on of cleanser and exfoliant with a quick rough wipe off with a towel and cold water. Then a mask slapped on-which left us both yellow-they left for awhile came back and roughly wiped it off. Then told us finished and sat down. We kept lying there expecting they would leave us to change, they then told us again. After we were dressed we realized why they didn't leave-they asked us for a tip! As we were changing they folded up the towels and cover, obviously to us again!!!
While I had different expectations to an Australian treatment I wish I had stopped them and walked out. The more I think about it, the more disgusted and horrified I am!
I wish I had found these reviews before going.
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