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“Weeknight so not real busy but entertaining”
Review of Dick's Last Resort

Dick's Last Resort
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Ranked #559 of 4,625 Restaurants in San Antonio
Price range: $20 - $30
Cuisines: American, Bar
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Dining options: Dinner, Late Night, Lunch, Breakfast, Reservations
Dining style: Casual Dining
Cross street: Navarro
Description: From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!
Bulverde, Texas
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189 reviews
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 51 helpful votes
“Weeknight so not real busy but entertaining”
Reviewed December 29, 2013

Waited for party to all arrive; seated in neat corner but out of the way of traffic. Drinks and light appetizers ordered; which arrived in a timely manner. Lots of 'entertainment from other guests. Surprised several families arrived w/young (under teens). Regularly led to laugh w/treatment of other guests.

Visited December 2013
Thank Dewey O
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 36 helpful votes
“Awesome lunch !”
Reviewed December 15, 2013 via mobile

Great place, loads of fun! Best chicken i've had in a long time , it was cooked perfectly! Chris our waiter was the best ! Funny, prompt , sociable , just a great guy as our server!

Thank donnaloub
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Elmira, New York
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 78 helpful votes
“Typical Dick's.....fun and good.”
Reviewed November 14, 2013

Stopped in for a beer before going out for dinner. Waiter was surly but basically a good guy.....exactly what you expect at Dick's. Great spot on the Riverwalk. Great people watching from the patio.

  • Visited November 2013
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Thank JohnandJaneS
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Pineville, Louisiana
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 22 helpful votes
“Service With an Attitude!”
Reviewed November 13, 2013

That is what Dick's Last Resort is known for. Everyone has an attitude and that is interesting, but our waitress ended her's with the wife and I. There huge margaritas are good but very costly, at $26.00 plus tax! Not hardly worth that price, and would have opted for something else if we had known. Everyone we saw had the Margaritas for 2, so didn't figure on them being that expensive. Menus had no prices, next time will ask! Good lesson in this visit.

Visited November 2013
Thank Robert W
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Irving, Texas
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165 reviews
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 31 helpful votes
Reviewed October 25, 2013

Not only was the service rude as advertised, but the food was horrible. It is a mystery to me how the place stays open. Obviously, the restaurant concept was created by a bunch of guys over a beer and they are still laughing at how people actually pay to be treated this way. Oh, and apparently, there are people out there who like wearing giant paper condom hats that say insulting things about themselves.

  • Visited October 2013
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