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“Can you say weak?”
Review of Dick's Last Resort

Dick's Last Resort
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Ranked #675 of 4,645 Restaurants in San Antonio
Price range: $20 - $30
Cuisines: American, Bar
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Dining options: Late Night, Lunch, Dinner, Breakfast, Reservations
Dining style: Casual Dining
Cross street: Navarro
Description: From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!
San Antonio
Level 4 Contributor
36 reviews
20 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 20 helpful votes
“Can you say weak?”
Reviewed April 3, 2013

This place is nothing but a huge tourist trap. The drinks are grossly overpriced and the wait staff gets off to being extremely RUDE. That is part of their ambiance. if you want to go for a bachelorette party, this is the place... take out a loan first.

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English first
Level 3 Contributor
22 reviews
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 17 helpful votes
“Whacky night that cost plenty”
Reviewed April 2, 2013

Weird experience. Standard American fare which is much cheaper elsewhere. The waiters made the kids laugh although my boy felt slightly humiliated when he went to the loo! Great location being right on the river. The food was average but with no plates it made for a crude night which turned out to be our most expensive meal of the stay

  • Visited March 2013
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1 Thank Ski_Mann
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Grand Junction, Colorado
Level 5 Contributor
65 reviews
33 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 9 helpful votes
“Crazy fun”
Reviewed April 1, 2013

If you just want to great time of laughs then this is right up your alley. The food is OK but the location (right on the River Walk) is good and the wait staff is a trip!!! Be prepared for insults!!

Visited March 2013
Thank Mz_Lz
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Calgary, Canada
Level 3 Contributor
21 reviews
4 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 21 helpful votes
“Fun at Dick's at San Antonio River-walk”
Reviewed March 31, 2013

Each time I visit the wonderful River-walk in San Antonio, I have to go with family and friends for a meal at Dick's Last Resort. It's location provides one of the best views of the River-walk and a great spot for people-watching. We also enjoy the down-home friendly disposition of the staff who aren't afraid of ribbing your party all in the name of good fun. The food is very good value in both taste and size. The chocolate fudge brownies are a chocolate-lover's delight. Dick's is a wonderful place to visit for a good time

  • Visited May 2012
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Thank MikeStampedeCity
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Claremore, Oklahoma
Level 4 Contributor
42 reviews
18 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 34 helpful votes
“What a place!”
Reviewed March 29, 2013

If you want a variety of food, in a carnival like atmosphere, this is the place for you.Fast service, loud, funny waiters...this place has everything. Beware of the menus. The names of some of their food items are rated "R"....I would recommend this for mature audiences

Visited March 2013
Thank OSUCowboys83
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