The designer of this hotel must have been inspired by the movie "Labyrinth." Like the movie, the hotel is a relic of the 1980s, as impossible to navigate as a labyrinth, is slightly grungy and terrifying in appearance, and both would only be a suitable place for David Bowie dressed as a goblin king. I don't mean to put-down the movie - it is far more sensible, fun and attractive than this blight upon the otherwise charming Springfield skyline. Lincoln would be relieved to know that his tomb is not in proximity to and far more accommodating to tourists than this towering monument to bad taste.
- Free Wifi
- Free Parking