2 days ago, I was minding my own business with all of my porpoise friends and their school of 300 comrades when Top Shape appeared in the distance. All boats had gone south for the day, but this one defied odds and came north... the captain's instinct was the best I had seen in years. I was immediately drawn to the Top Shape because of the fun and laughter that poured over its bows. Then I spotted the professional lure. It was so delicious looking that I ignored my porpoise friends' warnings. I was hooked, literally and figuratively, to the beautiful boat and its amazing crew. The rookie fisherman who had chartered the boat reeled me in with the greatest of easy because of the flawless instruction from Captain John and Firstmate Ryan. When they pulled me on board, I gladly volunteered all 140lbs of my flesh as a trophy. Back in the harbor, the charterers skipped down the dock as they took me home to feed their pregnant wives.
I've never seen so many smiles as there were aboard the Top Shape and then in the kitchen as the prepared my sashimi. My belly is delicious!
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