If you are planning a Perfect Holiday Gift for your enemies this is a perfect Hellway. 5 Reasons:
1. This Resort is a Gated Resort but you have to seek permission of the Security for entering and exiting just like a criminal coming in and out of a Prison.
2. We have State-of-the-Art Swimming Pool which is currently being used by Frogs for their pleasure.
3. You also have a Restaurant in which everything you eat is monitored and controlled for Financial purpose in the interest of the Business. One limited item available per person. You have to beg for your breakfast and other meals to be given on time
4. Coming to your rooms. This is a house of Cockroaches so you better fin yourself a place to sleep. But if you are ok with them then please go ahead and get laid with your favorite cockroach.
5. You will not be allowed to speak and you will be called a Liar by the Managers. If it suits you then please book your next holiday here right now.
5. Last but not the Least you will be welcomed and Farewelled by A Manager who is only fit to manage the Frogs and Cockroaches and not this hotel.