However I shall.
Our room was a tinder box! We took the fans and had them going all night long. Cockroach in the cupboard and a bathroom that stank of urine. However it was large with three covered windows which kept the neighbours from seeing you in your birthday suit. Shower was permanently cold which was actually a relief!
The staff had absolutely no English whatever. Dinnae bother asking for advice, I almost resorted to miming 'toilet roll' but ended up just buying in the shop around the corner. That was a pest, it's nice to know you can book a bus/bike etc from the comfort of your hotel.
The wifi was poor, but we worked out if you chose number 4 it would work, shame it took us three days to figure it out! No restaurant but they have a fridge with cold drinks and Mary's pie shop is just down the road for a slap up breakfast.
But come on its five quid and a comfy bed however stuffy, we'd recommend it for those on a budget, we stayed very happily for four nights.