First off, it isn't a real paddle wheel steamer. Second, it's one of the busiest commercial seaports in America, not the Thames River. Third, it's a voyage to nowhere: there's nothing to see but factories and the barren strip of the failed River Landing site. If all you want to do is view Savannah's historic River Street from the water, just hop on the ferry that takes you across to the Westin on Hutchinson Island. It's half the time and far less cost.