You will be surrounded by ineptitude from the minute you walk in the door. No one greets you when you enter, so you may wonder if you're in the right place. You will be seated, but will probably wait 30-45 minutes for someone to take your drink order. Don't expect the waiter to know anything about what's on the menu. And definitely don't expect your water glass to be filled. You couldn't pay me to go back to The Olive Room.