If you want to experience a restaurant where the joke is on you, this place is for you!
I'm happy that I can finally say that I ate at a Dick'sRestaurant - the experience is similar as kissing the high school (w)hore. Everyone kissed her, too, but you wanted to see what the fuss was all about.
Some Dick'sRestaurants are bigger than others. Mine was pretty big. At first glance, it looked small, but as it got closer, I realized how big it really was. I had a mouthful of the mushroom balls - they were delicious! I ordered a banana margarita, too, but I had difficulties swallowing it.
All kidding aside, Dick'sRestaurant tries very hard to be rude on purpose as a spoof of a bad service restaurant. However, the jokes are really intended for a younger crowd - early twenties to mid thirties. Otherwise, this is not a restaurant for you! Please do not take the children or grandparents, either. Trust me, you will regret it.
The food and drinks were ok at best. Remember, you are paying for the entertainment not the food. Expect to pay $50 bucks or more each.
If you are on vacation and are looking for something completely different in a restaurant, Dick'sRestaurant is for you!!! You have to have an offbeat humor to fully enjoy this restaurant. If you are sensitive to dirty adult jokes, do not visit, you will be sorry - trust me!!!
I will never dine there again for the same reason why I never kissed the high school (w)hore again.