Dick's Last Resort says it's perfect for bachelorette parties, yet they don't take reservations or even have call-ahead seating. I called twice about our group of 10, and the first time was told Memorial Day weekend was really slow and there wouldn't be a problem. The day of, I called to confirm what time we were coming in and was told as long as we were all there together we would get seated. Nope. There was an hour wait, meaning a large group of dressed up were left standing awkwardly in their dressy outfits in the hallways of Quincy Market. (Also there is no bathroom, so we had to trudge through the crowds to one of the market's basement bathrooms.)
After a half hour and two conversations with the manager, we were seated in a covered patio area (it was 50 degrees and raining). It took another 20 minutes to even place our drink order. Only 3 of us even got those hats with rude sayings on them, which for some reason are one of the attractions of this place. The drinks were weak and the food tasted like KFC but for 3 times the price. As soon as we got our food we ordered our check.
The rowdy, raunchy atmosphere is why people supposedly go to Dick's, but it was filled with kids so the waiter even told us that he had to be careful what he said. It felt like a rude version of Chuck-E-Cheese with trash all over the floor. I can't imagine anyone would ever return to this "restaurant." I know that I won't and neither will the other 9 people I was with. So disappointed.