You can't expect luxury for $130/night in San Francisco SOMA area and we were just three MUNI stops from the French Consulate. The local Johns were friendly enough and the smell of weed smoke kept us mellow. The lack of carpeting was a plus as there was no wondering what was lurking therein. The funniest thing was the clothing rack which had collapsed before we arrived and the code-violating wiring. The bath was nice and the bed doubled as a trampoline. Weee!
- Room service