Why would you come here? You come for the kitsch factor. You go out of curiosity. You go for a good bowl of saimin for cheap. You go with an open mind and you might actually enjoy the experience as much as we did.
You find an open seat. You sit down. You wait for the little grandma to SLOWLY shuffle over to take your order and then deliver everything to you just as slowly, one item at a time. That experience was priceless on its own.
Plenty of locals eating here, which is always a good sign.
Saimin had the right chewy elasticity that you want in your noodles.
Won tons are what all the other reviews say, meat filled and tasteless.
Lilikoi chiffon pie filling is light, fluffy and delicious, but you could possibly break the plate with your fork trying to cut into the crust.
Great stop to and from the airport.
They don't care what people think because if they did, they would have fixed this place up and they haven't. So, just go.