Much like most casual dining restaurants here on Kauai, this place just reeks "ordinary". The food is well below average, the service is uninterested, and the setting is pretty darn gross. I was buzzed by birds several times and was genuinely concerned that one would steal a fry off of my plate. These birds all but own the restaurant, and there is absolutely no attempt by the employees to fend them off in any way. There were over 20 birds in this 30'x30' restaurant when we were there. Not only are they a horrible distraction, but they are dirty and will land on your table while you are still there, staring at you like they are trying to hypnotize you into giving up your food.
Our lunch cost $65 for two adults and two children and I could have made better food at home in about 10 minutes for less than $10. There is just not a decent burger and fries place on this island, I guess.
My advice is to lower your expectations for food on Kauai unless you are going out to a nice dinner that's like $45 a plate and you order fish. Otherwise, take the attitude that most take when they go to England - assume poor and if you happen upon an ordinary meal, then you will be pleasantly surprised!
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