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“The outside is the best part. Don't waste the money going inside.”
Review of Top Secret

Top Secret
Ranked #24 of 25 Tours in Wisconsin Dells
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MILWAUKEE
2 reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 7 helpful votes
“The outside is the best part. Don't waste the money going inside.”
Reviewed September 14, 2006

I took my family to this attraction. First thing that sucked was that the tour guide we had was a foreigner with a very heavy accent and a lisp. We really had a hard time understanding him. But what I could figure out was the plot was lame and the special effects wern't very special! Maybe he was doing us a favor by rushing us from room to room, and out the door without even saying goodbye or this is the end of the tour.

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English first
winnipeg
1 review
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 7 helpful votes
“Take a picture of the outside and leave”
Reviewed August 30, 2006

We first visited this attraction in the summer of 2004. We had a great time, there were several different sections with an actor leading the way in each part. The actors were good and the special effects were great. We revisited Top Secret in March 2005 and were very dissapointed. The tour was totally different and not in a good way. It now consists of a "guide" showing rooms of upside down furniture. I kept waiting for something to happen, hoping maybe there was going to be a big finish but when it's over you're left standing there saying to yourself "That's it?". The only secret is this attraction sucks and now that the secret is out nobody else will have to waste thier time or money on "Top Secret".

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7 Thank gimli
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Plymouth, MN
Level 2 Contributor
6 reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 10 helpful votes
“Don't Do It!”
Reviewed August 14, 2006

Don't waste your money. For $12 you get a very bad version of an upside-down house and even worse 'guides.' There's really nothing to see in this and the tour has nothing to do with the White House. We should have been clued into the fact that it was bad when there were never any lines at the door.

It's too bad they didn't put as much effort into the actual attraction as they did on the outside effects.

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7 Thank GurlieGirl
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Swansea, Illinois
Level 5 Contributor
66 reviews
19 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 97 helpful votes
“waste of money”
Reviewed July 23, 2006

The Top Secret attraction is a big waste of time and money.
All you do is walk through an "upside down" Whitehouse and look at things. They will not tell you over the phone or when you get there what the attraction is because it is "top secret."
Looks cool on the outside only.

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