OK. Quick review. This is a cafe. It looks like a cafe so don't expect a fine dining experience. My wife had a Rueben, which she said was below average. I had a hamburger that was overcooked but tasted good anyhow. The fries and onion rings are pre-frozen so taste like fries and onion rings in every mom & pop restaurant. I would put the quality of food on par with McDonalds. The neatest thing about this place is that they have colorful coffee mugs on each table, which you can buy and take home.
Would we go back? Probably not. It does not deserve being rated as #2 in Eagle River unless all the rest are abominable.