Seafood platter--bland (at best), comes frozen from a box.
Delmonico Steak--warmed over gristle.
Hush puppies--dry and dense. Were these stripped-mined in Texas?
Hot dog for one of the kids--ran out. (Probably the best option, after trying the rest of the choices.)
Ambiance--Sticky tabletop, ceiling fan bulb burned out (make it tough to read the menu), family seated next to the raucous, smoky bar.
Music--The guitar player was decent, but should invest in a vocalist who can carry a tune. Was he trying to sound that bad? His break came too late and lasted too briefly.
I neglected to read the reviews before I went. When there are more one star reviews than anything else, stop to wonder how many of those would be zeros if that were an option. Mine would be.