It can't be said any straighter than the title....just too many people. We chose to go on a Monday, but it was absurd. We went on 3 rides, and were there for over 6 hours, stopped briefly for lunch. Master Blaster.....forget it. Estimate we got was about 2-1/2 hours. Went on Dragon's Revenge, Dark Knight and the Straw body slide thing ont he old side. All were OK, nothing overly spectacular, but fun. We spent time on the rivers, at Surfendorf and Bastenhoff, they were fun actually (at least kept us cool), but again, just absurdly crowded. I was actually amazed at how clean the water is there, considering all the people, and even the place, in general, is reasonably well kept. The east side places we liked better, just because the Comal River used a lot on the old side was cold....and the place was just ridiculously packed, and not the greatest of signs as to where to go, for the rides. The only thing they could to EVER get us to go back again would be to limit the number of people. Once they hit a certain #, that's it.....and I'm sure the $$ will never allow them to do that, so forget it. And the rides were nothing spectacular, they were just so-so. And Master Blaster would have to be better than orgasm if I am going to stand in line for 2 to 3 hours for a minute or two ride (sorry kids). In general, place is overrated, could be halfway decent, but just wayyyy tooooo crowded.