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“Cheap crap”
Review of Linekers Bar

Linekers Bar
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Owner description: Linekers Bar is a chain of bars throughout Europe, owned and ran by the Linekers family (ex Barcelona and England football player) we are well known and have tourists in our bar all year round.
Reviewed October 30, 2012

Asked for Smirnoff. Got cheap disgusting vodka. Within 5 mins of being there after being "touted" in, we were asked to leave. Avoid.

3  Thank Jcwacky
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Reviewed October 25, 2012

We had a great night at Linekers.
Brilliant drinking games, got smashed, and ended up with
a lot of embarrasing photo's.
Loved it!!!!

Thank Tinmanjnr
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Reviewed September 16, 2012

Staff all friendly good place to meet fellow Brits. Drinks are ok priced. Not too far from veronicas if you want something more lively afterwards.

Thank BomberH
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Reviewed September 4, 2012

4 young lads.....18 yrs old....first trip away together, looking forward to 10 nights of sun sea and clubbing. That was the plan anyway until they decided to go to Linekars Bar on their first night in Tenerife Friday 31 August. They were going to celebrate one of their birthday's due the next day. So imagine my horror when I find out that it all well horribly and violently wrong!! One lad walked ahead and got in before the others. As the others climb the steps to the entrance the bouncer took exception to one of them and pushed him down the steps. Not content with leaving it at that, as most other bouncers would do (in the UK I've been advised) as the lad bent down to pick up his sunglasses the bouncer came down the steps and kicked him in the head. He dislodged 3 front teeth, caused massive bleeding and the poor lad needed urgent medical treatment that cost him over 300 Euros, has badly dented his confidence and he has had to return home early because he is in such a bad way. What kind of man does that to a youngster??? Mindless, gratuitous violence because he can do it. I emailed the club to ask to discuss the incident and they haven't even bothered to reply. It has ruined what should have been a fantastic holiday before they all go off to Uni. They are all shell shocked and will come home with bad memories rather than good. I want other people to know and to be warned what sort of people these club owners recruit as bouncers. They are thugs who take pleasure in a good kick in, especially at Linekars Bar it would appear.

14  Thank verydistressed
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Reviewed August 18, 2012

Nice bar with good music. PR's a bit too pushy which makes you want to avoid it because of them. Also good for watching the footy, plenty of tvs and it always has a good atmosphere

Thank ianmartin18
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