Top ten reasons not to eat at the Bayou Smokehouse & Grill
#1. You have to walk through a smoke filled bar to the dining porch.
#2. Once at your table you can still smell the smoke from the bar.
#3. From your table you can hear the crude "idle chatter" coming from the bar patrons.
#4. Your waitress takes a smoke break within sight of you.
#5. Your handed a dirty "gummy feeling" menu.
#6. Your waitress is annoyed when you don't order drinks from the bar.
#7. Your food arrives luke warm.
#8. You almost die of thirst before you get an iced tea re-fill. (see #6 above.)
#9. Only authentic cajun thing about your meal is the bottle of hot sauce on the table.
#10. YOU HAVE TO WALK THROUGH A SMOKE FILLED BAR TO EXIT.