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“Avoid the Meatballs”
3 of 5 bubbles Review of Noah's

Noah's
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Ranked #4 of 61 Restaurants in Greenport
Certificate of Excellence
Price range: $30 - $30
Cuisines: American, Seafood
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Restaurant details
Good for: Local cuisine, Bar scene, Special occasions, Large groups
Dining options: Dinner, Late Night, Brunch, Lunch, Full Bar, Reservations, Seating, Serves Alcohol, Waitstaff, Wheelchair Accessible
Dining style: Casual Elegant
Cross street: 3rd Street
Transit: LIRR to Greenport, Hampton Jitney to Greenport, Shelter Island Ferry to Greenport, Crossound Ferry to Greenport.
long island, ny
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5 reviews
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“Avoid the Meatballs”
3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed June 9, 2010

A trendy host, a grumpy waitress and a confused staff. Where should I start. Our meatballs went to the wrong table (next to us) and were soon picked and re-delivered. Having witnessed the event, we felt it was safe to give Noah's Balls a try. My advice- avoid Noah's balls. HAHA! Our grumpy waitress drifted around showing us little love. The food itself was "OK". Our burger was badly undercooked. A slight buzz helped us tip the staff as we headed off laughing about the meatballs.

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Alexandria, Virginia
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 32 helpful votes
“NOAH'S KNOWS”
5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed June 4, 2010

Wow, very pleasant experience here, we made reservations on Fri. morn 5-28-10 for dinner that night, Noah himself took the reservations, we had a great table in the corner, Noah left the kitchen and greeted us, like celebrity we were treated. The dishes, superb, the Cucumber Martini, wow, it does not get any better, we were back the next day for lunch, see ya real soon Noah!

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New York
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154 reviews
76 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 71 helpful votes
“Overhyped and underperformed”
3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed May 29, 2010

Newspaper reviews all pointed us to Noah's as a MUST. Disappointed largely because they don't have their act together. Summer time and the onslaught of summer crowds can be difficult for even the best of restaurants. The training required of the entire team at Noah's was lacking. When advising our waiter of a food allergy prior to ordering, would you expect to be served a dish containing the allergic item? Of course not, but to great alarm we were served a dish that could have caused a medical emergency. No one checked. Not the kitchen, not the waiter. And, the menu did not list the item as containing the ingredient. While we were in the middle of eating, we were asked if we were finished and if our plates could be taken away. Nothing about our eating indicated that we were finished.

The small plates at Noah's are inventive and some quite tasty. It's worth a try but not on a busy weekend night. Perhaps during the week at lunchtime might be a better alternative.

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Thank eawnyc
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Southold, NY
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“I'm still hungry!!!!”
3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed May 22, 2010

Honestly you don't get enough food in a small plate to determine if it's good or bad--or to even savor it. . We were a party of three and ordered five small plates which certainly was not enough. Three small morrocan meatballs???I mean really, We had a roasted beet salad that we could barely take a morsel each. It's not particularly expensive and the atmosphere is very cool, hip and young (a little noisey, but that goes with the bar. I really think these NY times reviewers go and eat there by themselves.

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Thank JaKimSouthold_NY
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East Marion NY
2 reviews
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“an amazingly delicious, well priced experience!!”
5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed March 26, 2010

I have been to Noahs several times since the grand opening and have yet to be disappointed!! (not that I expect to be) the menu is delicious and well priced!! The tapas menu theme is one not seen out here on the North Fork by many restaurants!! You can have 5 to 6 tapas plates for the price of one entree from most restaurants!! The staff is attentive, knowledgable, friendly, and warm!! A must go to eatery that will leave you coming back for more! try the duck liver mousse and the pomegranate glazed ribs!!!!!!! mmm mmm good! oh and the frito misto is quite good too!

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1 Thank zoe33
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