My husband and I took our kids to Hermann to have dinner, We live almost an hour away, But we wanted to give the kids a new experience.
I found Simons on the waterfront here on google.
We will never go back there again. I am aggrevated that we spent $67.00 there. We could have went someone where way better in town.
First we walked in and there was not one person in there to seat us. The waitress walks out and I was shocked by her appearance..I will get to that..she said "just seat your selves".
We sat down, Then she came over to give us our menus and take our drink order..she was leaning down and instantly my husband and I could smell alcohol all over her, she was drunk! We just tried to ignore it. We had our two kids with us that were hungry and crabby because they were hungry..so we couldn't just pick up and leave.
This waitress was very very inappropriate looking..that's a very nice way of putting it.
We could hear her in the goofing off with the male cooks in the back..we could hear profanity..and yelling..I was really mad at this point.
Our food finally arrived and my burger was missing every topping that was supposed to come on it..grilled peppers/onions and their "house" chipotle sauce. I had to tell her that my toppings were missing and my husband had to remind her that a salad came with his dinner..and all she could say was "oops sorry we are slacking tonight" What!?!
I actually would love my money back but that won't happen.
The food was..very average..VERY average. And very poor quality.
The cook came out from the back and I wished I would not have ate the food..he looked disgusting..and he looked like he was fresh out of prison.
I asked if they had dessert and all they had was " bread pudding" not everyone likes bread pudding.
I am not trying to be overly judgemental but everything sucked and the "help" was just horrible in so many ways..
For that amount of money we should have had a lot better service and way better quality food. My husband asked for A1 sauce and the waitress said "we don't have that but we have something very close" A knock off!! Again for the price...there should have been A1 sauce.
Maybe the owner needs to think about getting new employees and BETTER FOOD!
Everything about that place was a freakin joke..
The decorations were nice..but that's it.. Nothing else.
I am disgusted!
I should have done way better research...
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