Can pictures ever be deceiving! I booked this trip for me and my family. Thinking it would be a great time and memory, and was I ever wrong! We stayed in what was called a "cottage", but was actually a stinky, built in the 70's and never updated duplex. Dark paneling, a loud window air conditioner unit, a broken range, all the drawers in the kitchen broken, and a dirty shower. The room had 3 double beds and a futon and the room rates incude 2 people only. With an upcharge of $20.00 per person, this made our room cost about $200.00 per night. This room was not even worth it! We were not aware of the dog policy either, and after being there for less than a day, the owner found out and told us to leave immediately. We were extremely apologetic and told her we would leave.We were packing up when she came into our duplex, demanded the key,made a scene in front of my kids (for the 2nd time) and handed me a bill she had already run on my Visa card (that I made the reservation with) for almost $800.00!!!!! Even though, we were leaving then, she charged me for another night, another $80.00 in extra guests fee (for towels that were never provided anyway), and $300.00 for a dog fine. Don't let the sweet southern accent fool you. Once you give her your credit card number, you are at her mercy and she shows her true sneaky colors. I cancelled my credit card so she can't do anymore damage. I will never go back.
- Official Description (provided by the hotel):
- CASUAL. RELAXED. NATURAL. The perfect Resort to "getaway from it all". Your playground is Missouri's largest National Park. 77,000 acres in Ozark Hill Country with 140 miles of crystal clear, spring fed river way. Eminence Canoes, Cottages & Camp gives you choices. You can lodge in our new Log Cabin with fireplace, private 7 person Hydrotherapy Spa and huge covered deck. Suites with all the extras: personal whirlpool tub, fireplace and king-size bed. Standard & Deluxe Cottages have all the COMFORTS of HOME. Accommodating 2-16 guests they are fully equipped with modern kitchens, private picnic area charcoal grill and fire pit. KIDS 6 & under FREE. Free wireless internet hot spot. Our campground is on an Ozark hillside overlooking the Jack's Fork River valley. Shower house and bathroom facility with all the privacy of home. Pull-thru RV sites with full hookups and tent sites. FREE hot showers! Children 6 & under Camp FREE. Pets welcome on campground. ... more less