Ok. To start out, you need to know that I live in Branson and eat at most every place in town. See our other reviews for some good restaurants - this one certainly is NOT worth eating at.
To start with, my wife and I ate here on a weekday at 5pm. The place had only 3 patrons in it when we showed up. We stood at the door for almost 5 minutes before anyone seated us, and even then, it wasn't an employee that was on the clock?! That was the first hint. . .
Next, our waitress was new, having been there only 4 days. So, for that, I was willing to overlook the fact that it took almost 15 minutes for a glass of water. It wasn't hot out, so I really didn't mind, but that was hint #2.
There was only 2 servers that day, and fairly quickly, it was evident that the cook couldn't keep up with the 3 orders that were already placed, as the couple that was there was served the wrong item or at least their food at the wrong specifications, at which the other server apologized profusedly for. Hint #3.
We ordered a salad and buffalo wings. 5 minutes later, the server came back out and apologized that they were out of buffalo wings. Hint #4.
My wife ordered a salad instead. In the 40 minutes it took us to be served 2 salads, 6 other customers at 2 tables got up and walked out as they had not been served. Hint #5.
When the salads were served, we literally had to question the server as to whether our order was correct. For several reasons: 1) the salad was served with the wrong ingredients (my wife had asked for no cheese and her salad came with cheese on it) and 2) the salad was so incredulously lame, we actually laughed at the sight of it. It was, seriously, like 2 ounces of lettuce with 4 pieces of white cheese, in which the cheese appeared to be raw bread dough, like a biscuit popped out of a can and served raw. Bizzare. Hints 5 and 6.
And, our server apologized for everything. Repeatedly. Like 20 time while we were there. It got old. Quick.
If you eat here after reading this review, you deserve what you get. We will not eat there again.
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