Within 10 minutes it was nothing but awful-crappy rides (go to a traveling carnival-you'd at least be supporting carnies!), faded paint, stereotypes galore, second rate "shows", dirty bathrooms, poor signage. Took my niece, an autistic child who'd never been to an amusement park, and she hated it after an hour (she can't really speak but her body language spoke volumes). On the train ride they stop at a "hillbilly" lean-to where they managed to insult women, gays, native Americans, blacks and then chase each other around with guns for 10 minutes! I'd have left right then except we wanted my niece to enjoy something- however bad it might be. We spent 1/2 hour at the kids section (lots of dirty, old nerf balls being shot from air canons or other various means) tried to choke down some God awful food (obviously recycled from last year), and walked in circles to try to escape this hell on earth (by noon there must've been thousands of other poor suckers-during the off season!) except the signage was so bad we couldn't find the exit. By the time we did manage to figure it out (through a huge gift shop-my niece was almost screaming to leave at this point) we were firm in the conviction that even though we'd bought a two day pass we'd eat the money. It's like disneys white trash cousin, but more pathetic.
Here's to hoping they go out of business, but I'm guessing they won't, dammit.
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