Celestine's is a French style bistro in Cape Cod and the food and service is just what you would expect from a French style bistro in Cape Cod - bad.
I ordered a lobster a l'armoricaine, what I got didn't look as any L a l'a that I have ever met. It did contain two chunks of lobster meat, but they were drowning in so much other stuff with strong tastes and wrong textures (like Bacon?! Risotto ?! Mushrooms!?) that it was very difficult to enjoy them. My wife ordered a Bouillabaisse which she claimed was quite tasty - but I can assure you that nobody in Marseille would have recognized it. The list of deserts sounded very unFrench to us so we asked for two espressos and were told that "actually the espresso machine is broken". So we had " normal coffee" (what is normal about brown colored dishwasher water?). Next evening we had fast food. It cost one sixth and was much tastier.
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