Checked into what looked like a 70s styled hotel and the bedroom lived up to the impression at the front gate. Checked into two rooms (the first had VERY noisy air conditioning vents either side of the bed - which was a pull out bed, dirty sheets and dirt on the floor). The second room was exactly the same! How could I be so lucky. When I called to ask for a room without dirt, noise - notwithstanding the ice bucket room right next to me, I was told that was all they had and all the rooms had air conditioning units which couldn't be amended by guests........
i'll be sleeping ON the covers tonight and trying to find alternative accommodation tomorrow!