First of all, this hotel was RIDICULOUSLY overpriced. The rooms are TEENY and cramped. The wallpaper in our room was falling off... They caution you at every instant that "this is an adult playground" and they do not allow children. They also ask you to always speak in your "spa voice." Despite all of this, when we were checking in, a family with three young children checked in right behind us and all we heard all weekend was the mother yelling out her kid's name. I guess she forgot to use her spa voice. The food was overpriced and the waiter kept nagging us to give him a big tip because he had worked all day and had to pay rent. Far from being hip and full of beutiful people, it was full of SENIOR CITIZENS!!! What a NIGHTMARE! 6 dollars for a bottle of water! This is one of the worst hotels I have ever been to.
- Official Description (provided by the hotel):
- Situated on tiny Belle Isle in Biscayne Bay, The Standard, Miami is an indoor and outdoor hydrotherapy playground that fosters stress-free socializing in a tropical, contemporary setting. With a minimalist design, the holistic hydrotherapy spa hotel provides a stylish yet intimate ambience just blocks from the glitz of South Beach's nightlife and celebrity crowd. Owned by hotelier Andre Balazs, the hotel, winner of Conde Nast Traveler's Readers' Favorite Spa Hotel award, features a one-acre garden with do-it-yourself hydrotherapy-based scrubs, plunges, open-air mud baths, and stunning amenities that include a 103° F Roman Waterfall Hot Tub, a 50° F Arctic Plunge, and a 12-foot Falling Water Column. The 12,500-square-foot spa boasts one of the largest hammams in North America, in addition to an exceptional treatment menu of bodywork, massage, facials, and complementary health alternatives. More than 40 fitness classes are available weekly (including eight types of yoga), and the hotel's restaurants offer healthful Mediterranean coastal cuisine and al fresco dining. The modest guest capacity (a mere 100 rooms) complements the hotel's communal setting. ... more less
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- Also Known As:
- The Standard Miami Hotel Miami Beach
- Standard Miami Beach
- Standard Miami Hotel Beach
- Standard Hotel Miami Beach