Absolutely the worst service I have EVER had. Our waitress was higher than a kite. It would have been hilarious, but the result was so poor.
There were three of us. We ordered 2 beers and one wine. After a long wait, the server returns to inform they don't have the wine. Ok, choose another. Another long wait. Server returns with 2 wines and 1 beer, the wrong beer. Leaves wine, takes beer, then is not seen for seemingly ever. Go to bar. Buy my own two beers. Return to table. Pizza delivers. Note to waitress that we bought our own beer. Thanks, she says. This whole sequence took more than a hour, no kidding.
We ask for plates and napkins. She fetches same, sets out plates. We ask for napkins, the napkins which are in her hand. She looks at us blankly. We ask, may we have the napkins which are in your left hand? She looks at her left hand as if she were holding the Crown Jewels, realizing that somehow, miraculously, the napkins have fallen from the sky and magically landed just when she needed them most.
We order another two beers, even though not done with the first. The waitress notes we have not finished our glasses and asks if we are planning ahead, "SINCE IT TOOK HER AN HOUR TO GET THE LAST BEER". Of course, she actually did not get the last beer, but that is besides the point. We laugh and just agree, saying that we are planning ahead.
The pizza was ok, nothing special. The beer was beer. The check came and of course, we were charged for both rounds. I asked for the manager, who never did come to the table. Really unbelievable. Really really bad bad service.