C'mon folks, this place is a gem for any writer, novelist, anarchist, student of life, student of entropy, or felon on the lamb, (hey, ex-cons need accommodations too ya'know). If your looking for a resort experience, well, keep on driving --Duh. But if your looking for a mix of bombed-out croatia meets ghetto-redneck, well this is just the spot. The dilapidated fence around the gravel filled pool next to the office should give you a clue to start with. Then there's the various non-mobile "vintage" automobiles in the lot -some filled to capacity with rubbish and plastic bottles. The non-existent lights so you can't even see the place from the road at night. Do you really think the owner/operators of this establishment care about your negative reviews? The folks who stay here 'on purpose' aren't being finicky about not having their toilet paper ends folded up into neat triangles for them, and they aren't reading your online reviews either,duh. Why give this place a negative review because you planned poorly and expected to be in Camelot when you only bought a discount ticket at the last moment for Detroit? That's like going to a bakery and being upset when you can't order a burger? -Duh.
- Also Known As:
- Sanja Cota Motor Hotel Santa Ynez