Food is standard American breakfast fare, oily, not spectacular but spectacularly overpriced. I cook better than this. It wasn't bad, but not at all worth any money.
I actually appreciated the 1 hr long wait mid Saturday morning, we had a great time talking! Weather beautiful for just chatting outside. But I'd hazard a guess that in most situations this would be really annoying.
Decorated in this byzantine attempt to be American, Baroque, and Neoclassical at.the.same.time -- not pleasant.