This is as close to the Seinfeld episode involving the Soup N.... That I can remember. The staff not only does not care that you are there, they prefer that you weren't! Self serve from the menus to the plates and utensils. I refused to bus afterwards. The pizza however is possibly the best that I have ever had. Perfect crust- not too thick. Fresh, large portioned and identifiable ingredients. No grease. Medium enough to feed 3 people for $17- $18. We went back twice - learned to like the abuse. Maybe take-out is the way to go?