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Reviewed February 4, 2016

We have been to Coche Paradise for 10 Days in the begin of January to enjoy the ample Conditions for Kitesurfing on the Beachfront, thinking that we had no other option to stay. The Rooms are quite big, our bed was full of black hairs and even after a requested change of beddings, nothing happened. The remote Controll for the Aircon which was on Fridgemode were not able to find so it took like an hour and 3 requests until we had a remote control. The Food was wayway under mediocre, not to say pretty bad at all and basically everyday the same. Fancy Chewy Beef, fried-to-death Fish and sometimes Chicken?. The fried-to-death Fish is an everyday safe bet, everything else just sometimes. The dining localities were not the cleanest at all and you need to protect your Food from all the Birds (and their poo) that fly around inside the dining rooms. The Breakfast was the only bit of Light seen here: Omelettes to be made on request, several Fruits, some artificial "Juices". Everything is served on plastic, which is, when it comes to drinks kind of annoying: Beers and Cocktails out of one-way plastic Cups! The Pool was basically NOT usable for us due to it's greenish color and our fear of serious health issues. Service quality was typical and as expected: non existend. Everything takes hours, staff seems to be bored and not interested in serving guests at all. Want to kill some time on the internet while waiting? Forget it! The Wifi is not usable at all! Compared to the fact, that this place charges an "official" Rate of 240USD/Night/Room, and even if you pay the innofficial Rate it is absolutely not worth the money, nor is it "country standard". We are long-term travellers trough south america, have been around venezuela for about 4 weeks, slept in places for 5USD that were cleaner and had a better service and food. This Place claims to be a 4* Destination – in my opinion it deserves not a single tiny star at all. Overall it has been the worst experience during our whole venezuela Trip.

  • Stayed: January 2016, traveled as a couple
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1  Thank Soulmush
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Reviewed November 25, 2015

all inclusive hotel. food is good for the price, good venezuelan food with nice flavour. drinks are no soo good but you can hav all you want, very cheap spirit, beers are ok.
is you are looking for a litte paradise this is your hotel, in front of the beach with nice view and perfect wind for kitesurf

  • Stayed: November 2015, traveled as a couple
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1  Thank chupalo
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Reviewed September 17, 2015 via mobile

I read all the reviews, they were too old!!! We JUST visited Coche Paradise and really liked it! Went for 2 days, and wanted to stay more! The beach is beautiful, amazing landscapes, the most beautiful sunset Ever!!
The rooms were perfect, the 2 pools were fine too....chairs in the beach are in perfect conditions and the food you have variety to choose...The only thing can not say was perfect was the drinks, we're cheap.
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Stayed: September 2015, traveled as a couple
1  Thank Antonella A
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Reviewed March 16, 2015

This is hotel, a fine example of what you obtain when you are stuck in a competition free-zone: Basically, a four star ersatz resort, with the service and dinning experience of a Calcutta flop-house - and that's giving said flop-house a bad rep.
Here's the gist, boys and girls, you have only two resorts on the island, aside from that, its a DMZ area. Diddly-scat is in abundance here. Nice tropical beaches, white sand, a snorkeling tour where the main attraction - a starfish - is in high demand, and stop counting. The town: the backdrop of a Mad Max film. So, once you've summed up those variables and stuck the whole fandango in a blender, the outcome is a water-downed, cheap vodka, sex-on-the-beach experience; which, by the way, both resorts are experts in concocting.
Here's a rundown of the sins:
- its easier to fetch Obama on the phone, than the hotel's reception... And, don't even think about phoning ahead for the Margarita-Coche transfer, we'll get first contact from the planet Venus before that little miracle occurs.
- all inclusive? Someone, please, get the manager a dictionary. Or at least a basic understanding of the concept.
- the buffet? Dinner, lunch, snack, breakfast, the same refried left-overs from last night, which by the way, the lettuce most have been present during the Reagan administration.
- drinks? I hope you like beer, piña coladas, and Pepsi, cause aside from water that's their whole repertoire... Oh yeah, there's a Caipirinha that the guys at NASA are considering as an alternative fuel source.
- there's an activity sheet, constantly updated, daily... And, like the weather, sometimes it's anybody's guess which way it'll turn. Frankly, everything supposedly happens on the main pool area, the only dilemma is the certainty that it most take place in some alternative dimension, cause it sure as hell wasn't in this plane of existence.
- the staff resembles a gaggle of chickens who have just come back from a one way trip to the guillotine. What's the turnover in this place? It's a fair question. Everyday seemed like the first day on the job for the crew; fresh eyes, a smile that says: "Jesus H, where's the light switch". You can actually taste the panic of confusion; a miasma of "holy God, what I'm supposed to do? Help! Help! Find someone with some experience."
So, there you have it, but here's the rub, you are screwed, up creek without a paddle, cause if you want to stay in Coche you're either stuck with Pepsi or Coca-cola, just those two options and, in both cases, the gas has hightailed out of the bottle, a cat has pissed in it and it's been simmering for the past few weeks in the noon sun. Have fun.

Stayed: March 2015, traveled as a couple
Thank Max L
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Reviewed July 24, 2014

We had our day services there when we have been to Coche Island. Foods were good. But they can improve the cleanliness of the the dining area. I liked the location of the hotel. But still they are not great in terms of hotel interior, cleanliness and peacefulness.

Room Tip: Can't provide room times as I haven't stayed there
  • Stayed: July 2014, traveled with friends
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1  Thank Chulani K
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