I would give this show a terrible, however I managed to enjoy myself so I think I owe at least that much to people who plan to go in the future.
This is mind-numbing entertainment. It's like watching the old Mark Sommer's Double-Dare only with a fever and vaguely pirate-like costumes hanging off the bodies of heroine addicts, and Disney and Abercrombie rejects that got stuck here - as a purposeless love interests. I'm still uncertain why the pirates were racing eachother and throwing "booty" into nets or climbing a rope. I guess competition leads to entertainment? They must have figured, it worked for Double-Dare, why not!
At some point there was some form of cirque du solis reject ribbon dancing, which I think is the part int he story where pirates need to take a break to shoot-up so they brought a "gypsy" to entertain us. In her defence, she was one of the only 2 people in the entire building with any talent (the other being the female pirate lead woman who's reason for beng there esacpes me, but she had a good voice, props to that). Then, of course, the two Abercrombie an Fitch wanna-be models-turned pirate needed love interests so she could fit in there too... along with the horridly unattractive "princess" who kept singing for no reason and opening doors. Were she shark fodder, perhaps this show could bump itself up a rank...
If you're going to go to this, if you really feel you must, I suggest you keep your mind open and your eyes upon the stage. Do NOT look at your food or you risk going hungry, and PLEASE, suck down the beer they give you the MOMENT they give it because they'll only come back 1 more time to fill it up and if you haven't finished it, you're out of luck.
In order to enjoy yourself, act drunk! I shouted... a LOT! And I was a little obscene, this is a PIRATE dinner, I figure, if the show is too calm even for Disney, the audience is going to have to step it up. "Death to the princess," "Kill her!", "Pirates don't sing!" "The British aren't the heroes!" "Pirate's don't compromise!" "what pirate get's married?!" "Where's the raping and pillaging?!" stuff like that. Go crazy. Shout THROUGH the talking and singing, there's honestly no story so it's not making sense at any point, really, you aren't missing anything, at this show, YOU are your own entertainment. (and don't buy any party extras, unless you want a bandana - that should be given away for free but isn't- $20 to have them say someone's name is hardly worth it)
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