We have a standing joke that started with an old Checkers commercial from a few years back, wherein the semi-popular eatery highlighted the rivalry between the crews that manned their right-and-left side drive thrus. Ever since then, "Left or right side drive thru" has become shorthand for comments pertaining to the duality of some institution. One such place is M-House. The right side drive thru is generally frequented by broke college kids, belly-busters, and young families with children of less-discriminating tastes who desire a dining experience "closer to the fishies." It's all you'd expect of a lo-cost Chinese buffet: fried stuff, American stuff nobody likes, a few Chinese and Thai dishes, and weird syrup-y canned fruit, or when it's in an unnatural hue, froot.
As he has in a number of places around town, our own Junior Musclechest has earned himself the dread Lifetime Ban from the right-side drive thru and I'm unclear as to whether this applies to the left side as well. He claims that this one was not his fault- He reached for something and the tabletop, not well-secured, hurtled through space. The right side booths take a lot of abuse. And cannon-balling. Stick to the left side, which is a classy, old-Asian style of place with very acceptable grub. If you are buffet-inclined, there are better options nearby.
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