I was there for the Silver Anniversary Peranakan Convention - a major event part sponsored by the State Dept. & attended by the Chief Minister of Malacca. 200 odd rooms were booked for the event.
There were, of course, good points (see my ratings), but I shan't even mention them for the bad FAR outweigh the good:
1) There is no workable WiFi; the "high speed internet" cable connection in the rooms is anything but. You have to request for a cable upon check-in... how cheap is that!
2) The pool is dark and badly lit.
3) Saw house-guests eating in the pool; kids screaming at the top of their voices which can be heard even in my room on the 17th. floor!
4) The lifts are slow and inadequate; car park ones even worse; the whole lift system is downright stupid. The card system shuts down at precisely 12 noon on the day of departure!
5) Workmanship is appalling, with leaking shower doors & cheapish finishings passing off as class.
6) There is no bath tub in spite of the large size of the room, but 2 TVs instead. Who needs 2 TVs within viewing distance of each other?
7) The road leading to the car park is forever jammed.
8) Front desk is short-staffed.
9) Worst is a duty manager called Anxxxxxxxx, who rudely and continually interrupts when one tries to speak! He even had the extreme gall to ask me to listen to him first, when he didn't even know exactly what I was requesting! I had to shout at the top of my voice that I am the customer and I DEMAND to be heard first before he allowed me to speak! All I wanted was a one-hour extended check-out, as the last day's schedule was a 10 a.m. visit to 2 museums, followed by an 11 a.m. farewell lunch, after which we should be back to the hotel in good time to check out at 12 noon. I merely wanted that extra hour just in case the schedule should be delayed, or the roads jammed. Anxxxxxxxx's stubborn, dogmatic, annoyingly repetitive reply was that I had to request the next morning after breakfast. (What good is that to me? What if I had wanted the extended check-out merely to sleep in?) I asked for a questionnaire, which he was reluctant to give - saying they had none - but when upon my insistence he produced one, he was cocky enough to give me his name proudly (although I must add in all fairness that no foul language was ever exchanged, Ps and Qs were used by both parties, and Anxxxxxxxx never raised his voice to me). 2 delegates can bear witness for me, as they were queuing up behind me, and they told me to complain further. I went up to the ballroom, related the incident to a formidable member of the organising committee during dinner, and she promptly stormed down to reception and my request was granted within 5 minutes.
10) When I checked out the next day - true to form at 1 p.m. - there were 2 other delegates (2 old dears) of the convention who had requested late check-out after breakfast, who complained to me about the hotel's absolutely terrible service when we exchanged idle banter while waiting to be served.
Are we "esteemed and valued guests" or what? NEVER have I been so flabbergasted in any hotel, no matter how cheap or seedy!
11) To top it all off, when I loaded up my car, I discovered that one windscreen wiper had been stolen! It did rain on my way home, but luckily not heavy enough to be of serious concern.
I exaggerate not.