Before I begin, I will say that I am a man, I have nasal polyps that affect my taste, I entered this meal sober and unfortunately for me, my head was not stuck entirely up my rectum.
I don’t want to eat three dishes of flowers, I don’t want to eat raw goat or beef hearts, I don’t want raw lobster or raw anything. I ordered a rum on the rocks to try and get me through the meal, I don’t even drink spirits, hence the bad choice of rum on the rocks. I told them to take it away and get me a whisky on the rocks, anything to blind my body from what I was paying $400 to eat. For christs sake!!! Save yourself the hassle and fly to Australia where I will only charge you $100 and punch you in the face.
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