As the title of my review suggests, I wouldn't normally have the time or the inclination to write a review on here, however, given that I have just returned from such a shoddy holiday, I wouldn't want anyone else to have to suffer the horrors of the Sol Y Mar...
General comments:
The food is awful; absolutely no variety and it was neither warm, nor fresh. I was ill after my first day, so we ended up sticking to pasta for the rest of the week - complete carb overload! The only thing worth recommending was the pizza by the beach bar, but even then, you have to fight your way past the Russians who are on the whole, obnoxiously rude.
The staff are generally pretty friendly, although the Egyptian waiters / bar staff are very sleazy and as we travelled as 3 mid-20s girls, we were pretty much hassled everywhere we went. This was amusing at first, but after a week of being asked to marry / kiss them, it gets a bit tiresome that you can't have any peace and quiet. Half the waiting staff appear to be searching for a British wife (you can use this to your advantage to get better service from them!), but on the whole, I would suggest to any female travellers not with partners to talk about your boyfriend at home, as it is the only way to be left alone!
We had an issue with our room when we arrived (they only provided 2 beds for 3 of us!) and when we complained to reception, they just laughed at us. Funnily enough, I am pretty sure we wouldn't have been treated this way if we were men or had had a male in our party. I also get the impression that most British guests complain in some form, so I imagine they are fairly immune to it by now.
On the whole, the rooms are pretty basic - we were lucky to find ours was fairly clean, in comparison to others staying in the hotel from those we chatted to. However, as they do not have triple rooms, my friend had to sleep on a camp bed for the week, I would hardly deem this worthy of a 5* rating, nor a suitable alternative for a professional woman on holiday! The towel art however was definitely a highlight! We had swans with sunglasses on, sailing boats and on the last day, a crocodile - it wasn't exactly compensation for the overall experience, but still made us laugh!
All of the overall hotel facilities are incredibly basic and shockingly dirty. The main hotel and beach toilets that you use during the day are absolutely appalling. Every day, they were not clean (full of excrement smeared around the loos, bins overflowing, soiled knickers discarded on the floor, you name it!) I was genuinely shocked at the awful hygiene standards of fellow guests / how the hotel did not seem to care that the facilities were left in this way!
The pool is nice and there are plenty of sunbeds / towels to go round, however the animation / entertainments team are pretty annoying - you get hassled all the time to join in and the music is on so loud that you can't really relax.
The bars frequently run out of supplies, and as mentioned above, you are permanently battling with the Russians (who dominate this hotel), who push their way to the front of the queue, have no respect to anyone around them (fellow guests or staff) and just want to drink the place dry.
I have stayed in plenty of other all-inclusive hotels in the past (including others in Sharm) and this is by far, the worst I have ever experienced. I read the reviews on here before I left and put it down to pedantic / picky people who cannot be pleased, but on reflection, their descriptions are thoroughly accurate. You could definitely get a better deal elsewhere so save your money!