We have been a few times now so feel this review is fair. Saturday nights are to be avoided, unless you enjoy lining up for 30 minutes to get into what can only be described as a fist-pumping turkey farm with a DJ playing Lil Wayne B-tracks. During the week, Porta is far more relaxed. The pizzas are great but expensive, as are the drinks. Try the nutella pizza, as it is amazing! The service varies. Some staff are good, some are not good. The bartender increased my rating to average. However, If you drink wine, don't expect a wine glass. Probably will go back, but only for nutella pizza. Everything else is verging on being lame.