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“Raunchy & Rancid”
Review of Club Misto

Club Misto
Kharkiv, Ukraine
Level 3 Contributor
12 reviews
7 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 11 helpful votes
“Raunchy & Rancid”
Reviewed February 4, 2012

Only bottom feeders and cesspool swimmers will really get off on this trash heap.
Owned/operated by "new russians", this place is a Las Vegas Strip failure.
Bowling is drowned out by loud obnoxious music; the smoke is so thick you need a gas mask; the atmosphere is sleezy and filthy.
Wanted to get an AIDS test after we left.

Visited August 2011
5 Thank John O
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Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Level 4 Contributor
34 reviews
6 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 42 helpful votes
“One of the best clubs in kharkiv”
Reviewed November 10, 2011

Almost every night there is something going on there with the weekend of course the most crowded. The main attraction is the upstairs dance club. There are actually 2 of them. One is for everyone to dance with a stage where dancers put on a show and the other side is more of a gentleman's club area where the dancers perform raunchy dance numbers (on a Friday night they had two naked girls take showers - not together). Your best bet is to get a table which will require you to spend a large amount (I think it was 900 grivnas) in food and drinks. The food was pretty good and reasonably priced. In my opinion one of the 2 best places in the city. Just beware of taxi prices after you leave the place. Always haggle.

7 Thank antonb001
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Level 3 Contributor
10 reviews
3 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 32 helpful votes
“Night club "Misto" in Kharkov”
Reviewed November 14, 2010

That might be the only place where you have all kinds of entertainment in one place: two dance places (one with techno, the other one with pop music), lounge bar, banya, casino, karaoke and bowling.

But at the same time they have the WORST customer service even in comparison with less popular clubs. Often you can find in your bill things you never ordered, or they bring you something you never ordered and ask you to pay for it.

Game in bowling can be wasted if you win anything (like, for 4 strikes there is a beer, for 5 - wine, for 100+today's date - Red Bull ), they can refuse to bring it to you cos "It's finished" or "No more left". Manager is even more rude that the waiters which is surprising..
They can ask you to pay right away even though you haven't finished your drinks and be as rude as they can if you ask them to wait.
Overall experience of dealing with their stuff is the worst ever...

Oh, we've been to their banya: expensive and dirty but open 24X7. When we were ready to go, they closed the door and didn't let anyone out until the bill was paid (although money was held by one man who was staying right next to the"administrator") .

Hey, good news: their cuisine is great :D

Anyway, its not that bad but you should be ready to surmises to be less disappointed ;)

11 Thank _Angel_Anya
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