Utterly terrible in all aspects. The service was genuinely appalling with the waiter being completely incompetent, struggling to count to five, rude and borderline aggressive with me and my friends at times.
The entertainment (if you could call it that) was awful as well, the same act played every night "Sergio" who was simply a fraud. He pretended to play the piano but had a laptop playing the music (we know this from the saxophone part of a song) which was far too loud.
Their main dish "Chicken Hobbit" seems to be some sort of invention by Coconut Jasper's (aka Coconut Joe's) as I have since googled it but found nothing, it is essential a roast half chicken anyway.
Overall I would encourage anyone to stay away from this poor, poor excuse of an establishment unless they are going to inflict damage on the waiter.
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