I came to this hotel with my college for a historical trip. As it's reasonably close to the main town it seemed good enough but by no means would I call it a 4 star hotel, if anything it would be a 3 star hostel at most. The staff were not inviting and seemed rather distant and cold, much like the hotel itself. I was stuck in a '3 person room' with two people I had never met before. By 3 person I mean a 2 person room with a substandard camp bed of sorts pushed into a corner of the already small room. Since I didn't know these people I was stuck with said 'bed'. Now, after paying a considerable amount of money for this trip I expected the minimum of an actual bed, shouldn't be too much to ask for right? Well, apparently it was. I wouldn't even use that 'bed' as a table even though it was the same consistency. Rock solid, low down, cold and itchy. But who needs sleep?! The room was very old fashioned with a lot of brown and beige with a fantastic view of a...noisy road, brilliant. The unattractive carpet was stained from previous occupants and smelt old. The bathroom was ok, the shower could do with having a better pressure though. It was either a steady trickle of nothingness or a force that made me fear for the safety of my nipples, no in between. The food was edible but tough and half cold, definitely not what I was expecting. After a long flight it would have been nice to sit down and eat something other than the compressed space food they serve you up on the plane but to my dismay it was a small variety of either chewy chicken, chewy pork, undercooked rice and other such riveting gastronomical dishes. You can't really blame a hotel for the noisiness of other guests but my god, or Zeus if you prefer, were they loud. 11 at night and a large group of people in the corridor quite happily shouting to each other and laughing as if they were deaf. That along with the back shattering bed and the road noise left me unable to gain sufficient sleep therefore I cannot be held accountable for my actions. If I threaten to rip someone's head off and throw it down the stairs as a football then so be it. Someone get me some caffeine and a chill pill.