So after two weeks of going all fruit and vegetables I was hungry on my first nigth in Valencia and went here on Tripadvisor's .... advice (no pun intended).
Yes I just ordered a spaghetti as first dish and a pizza as second. Yes I know how much that is, you don't have to tell me.
And then the best one: my girlfriend asks for some Parmesan cheese to put on my pizza (she speaks Spanish, I don't) and the waitress points at her dish and tells her (like she's stupid): you already have parmesan cheese. After explaning that it's for me... she finally brings me.... (wait for it).... gruyere.