Impossible to stay at this resort. Not able to put all of the issues in detail thus a summary below.
1) Check-in took an impossible amount of time.
2) Checked into the wrong room.
3) Key never worked in the elevator. They replaced several times.
4) Room temperature too hot.
5) Shower non-functional
6) Laundry service ignored (brought to laundry service instead)
7) Call to front desk for toilet paper ignored. Bought my own at REWE instead.
8) Staff knowledge on parking was abysmal.
9) Bed old or just very squeeky.
The worst part was the staff had zero accountability. Regardless of the complaints they could not fix the issues. With regards to some complaints, their comment was "No one else has complained." Condescending and disrespectful.
This hotel stay was absolutely atrocious.