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“No no no do not do it”
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Centro Hotel Keese
Ranked #139 of 317 Hotels in Hamburg
Poulton Le Fylde, United Kingdom
Level 5 Contributor
62 reviews
26 hotel reviews
common_n_hotel_reviews_1bd8 83 helpful votes
“No no no do not do it”
Reviewed May 17, 2012 via mobile

Stayed here in may 2012 with colleagues and regretted every minute of it !!
It is without doubt the worst hotel I have ever stayed in !!
The rooms are extremely small and below basic ! The room I stayed in was filthy with dust and human hair on most surfaces. The radiator had literally months of dust and grime on at and the hotel manager was not interested in listening.
The bathroom was so small that it was practically in functional and the main room was the same. The curtains didn't draw fully and left a 12 inch gap either side so you could not get the room dark. There is no air conditioning and the only way to get air in the room is to open the windows . You are directly on the reeperbahn which is very noisy 24/7 with cars and people . Sleep is near impossible. The beds are literally a metal frame with a thin mattress and a single thin duvet cover. The room stank of smoke and I had to go and buy air freshened to get rid of the smell.
The beggars at the doorway should have been my first warning!!
The hotter is on four floors and does not have a lift do if you have mobility problems you are in trouble!
Overall avoid at all cost !!! I would not recommend you stay here under any circumstances ! Pay the extra and go elsewhere ! We actually were booked in for 2 nights but only stayed 1 as it was that bad!!!
You have been warned !!!!!!

  • Stayed May 2012
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Sandton, South Africa
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Reviewed January 16, 2012

The only good thing about this hotel was that it was clean. You know what to expect booking on the Reeper Bahn, so you would think there might be a outside noise, but not from inside. The guests in the rooms around where noisy and drunk, and though effort was made to silence them, the effort was poor! Though the rooms where clean, the hallways where full of cleaning aids and linen, and the man on duty at reception was hilarious as he was on private calls to his girlfriend. We know this because we had to sit in reception for internet, the wi-fi is so bad the signal does not reach the rooms. We where happy to leave this tiny little room, I would only recommend this hotel to young people for a weekend away.

  • Stayed December 2011, traveled as a couple
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Aylesbury, United Kingdom
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104 reviews
42 hotel reviews
common_n_hotel_reviews_1bd8 66 helpful votes
Reviewed April 9, 2009

A friend and I stayed at Hotel Cafe Keese for a long weekend in April. The hotel staff were very friendly, and were very helpful, letting us check in early and check out much later than the designated time as we had a late flight out of Hamburg. The rooms were basic but ultra clean and had a very nice spotless bathroom.

The Hotel is located on the Reeperbahn in the St. Pauli area of Hamburg, Which is an awesome area if you are in Hamburg for the nightlife.

This hotel would suit young couples and young groups of friends.

  • Stayed April 2009, traveled as a couple
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common_n_hotel_reviews_1bd8 1 helpful vote
Reviewed September 30, 2008

Very basic budget hotel. Right next to all the bars & disco's but located in a very rough area. Ideal for budget travellers. Reception was never open, no maid service, no idea where breakfast was served? Situated on top of a very loud bar. Would suit group of men ie stag party.

  • Liked — close to bars.shops
  • Disliked — Noise from downstairs bar
  • Stayed June 2008, traveled as a couple
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Reviewed October 14, 2007

This hotel is located near the St.Pauli UBahn stop and is right on Reeperbahn, where the nightclubs and sex shops of Hamburg are also located. The area was quiet in the afternoon, but became loud at 9PM and booming at 11PM. The hotel is literally next door to a dancehall/nightclub that plays horrible europop music until around 5 AM. If your intention is to stay somewhere within crawling distance of Hamburg bars, this is a great location, but if you want to get some sleep, bring earplugs and patience. The hotel itself is decent, though definitely seedy, and reception was never open except during check-in. There was no maid service, so be nice to your towel and sheets, because there's no phone in the room to call the receptionist, who, of course, probably isn't there anyway (although she was nice when present). Definitely not a place for families, unless you don't mind your children getting birds' eye views into the peep shows lining the hotel, and there's no elevator, either, though there are 6 floors in the building. I wouldn't stay at this hotel unless I was 21 again and in Hamburg to get totally drunk. And a note- access to the hotel from the street is by a locked door to which the receptionist gives you a key- watch out for the hooligans who may try to follow you in. Also, there were some seriously scary people claiming to have served time in prison and to have guns and knives hanging out in the UBahn station.

  • Stayed October 2007
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Property: Centro Hotel Keese
Address: Reeperbahn 19-21, 20359 Hamburg, Germany
Location: Germany > Hamburg > St. Pauli
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Free High Speed Internet ( WiFi )
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Ranked #139 of 317 Hotels in Hamburg
Price Range (Based on Average Rates): $
Hotel Class:3 star — Centro Hotel Keese 3*
Number of rooms: 35
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