How on earth is it possible, that a customer hates his room, calls it scruffy and tiny wee, but then STAYS actually 6 nights...?
Has he been perhaps trapped in his room, tied to the floor with strings like Gullivers in Lilliput, by all these little midgets living in these other wee wee tiny tiny guest rooms?
Come on, you are just upset because of the parking ticket you got for not parking properly! You are the driver and responsible for you car - not us. Do not blame others for your negligence. Practise your driving skills and learn to love the world - it is fun.
Guests, who actually are still able to articulate their wish to our reception staff, will be helped with prompt friendliness and the aim to find a solution - whilst - they are still on the premises.