We went to Paris on a school excursion and after having gone to the Louvre and the Arc de Triomphe we topped the day off with dinner at Flam's. We had been walking all day and so believe me, none of us were feeling particularly fussy about what we were going to eat. We made the mistake of asking for more Flam's because the waitress was so incompetent that she brought us one measly Flam between eight ravenous pupils. We had ham and onion Flam which tasted like BO and then a mince Flam which was boggin! Feeling sick, we were looking forward to dessert.... but lo and behold what was this? A chocolate Flam?! It tasted like a dump wrapped in paper. The anarchists that were the Flam's chefs had also cooked up for us (not unlike the three witches in Macbeth) an apple and cinnamon Flam to destroy our tastebuds. When the inadequate service gave us these, one girl said 'Is this some kind of a sick joke?!' and one poor boy's birthday dinner lay in tatters. The vegetarian option given to one girl was only half a flam, with double the barf factor and the salad given to a pupil looked no better than rabbit food. Overall, the experience was physically revolting and I would not only advise you to stay away from that hellhole, but warn others away from it.
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